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they took the last baguette
one sad morning, the boulangerie ran out. every baguette in paris, gone. except one. it was in the paws of a very smol gato.
"non. this one is mine."
WAR DIARY · RECOVERED FROM A BAKERY
how a smol gato
started the bread war
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the barricade speech
he climbed a wall of bread crates and café chairs. he did not say much. he is a cat. but every kitten in the city heard him.
"mes amis. for the bread!"
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the great charge
ten thousand kittens. ten thousand baguettes. zero plan. the avenue has never seen so much flour.
"chaaarge! ...meow."
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the standoff
forty riot cops. one gato. he stood very still. they stood very still. somebody dropped a croissant.
"i am smol. but my baguette is big."
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bread artillery
the kitten engineers built a catapult in one night. ammunition: day-old baguettes. range: all of paris.
"fire ze baguettes!"
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the baguette tank
nobody knows where he got a tank. nobody asks. the cannon is a baguette. it goes brrr anyway.
"bagueto tank go brrr."
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the trenches
sandbags made of sourdough. tiny helmets. long nights. every gato in the trench held one thing: the line. and a baguette.
"send... more... bread."
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vive la baguette
at sunrise the city was theirs. flour fell like snow. the smol gato was lifted up by ten thousand paws. he still did not share his baguette.
"vive la baguette!"
